Thursday, October 23, 2008

Fun Times with the GOP

"Why I'm a Republican"

Alamogordo Daily News
Article Launched: 10/21/2008 12:00:00 AM MDT

I read in today's paper what a woman wrote explaining why she's a Democrat. Let me tell you why I'm not. I'm a Republican because:

I believe in a sovereign God who sometimes gives us what we deserve.

I believe Muslims are our enemies.

I believe in life. A baby is not just a fetus, but a living being no matter where it resides.

I believe there is a good reason for the death penalty.

I believe in fiscal responsibility, for the government and for us.

I believe the government is way too big and rife with greed and corruption.

I believe in the truth. People believe lies because it's much easier than finding the truth.

I believe in personal responsibility. That includes spanking your children.

I believe American women should raise their own children and American men should be men enough to pay for children they've produced.

I believe a man and woman make marriage. Period.

I believe in America first and foremost and we ought to take care of our own people, our own land, and illegal aliens should go home.

I believe in guns and knowing how to use them properly.

I believe war is a fact of life and we should always win.

I believe in lower taxes. I know how to spend money better than Congress any day

I believe in voter ID.

I believe there is a moderate and a socialist in this election. I agree with a two-party system, but Obama isn't a messiah or a democrat.

He's a Muslim socialist.


Marcia Stirman, Alamogordo

Marcia Stirman is the chairwoman of an Otero County (Albuquerque, New Mexico) Republican women's group. (If anyone has a link to "Why I'm a Democrat" please send it my way).

3 comments:

Steven P said...

She had a really good argument going there until the last line, "He's a muslim socialist". It really weakens the GOP's argument when they say things like that, people just don't buy it.

Charlotte said...
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Mordy said...

You know, I would hope, 'He's a Muslim socialist' would be the thing that undermined her argument for me, but from the beginning I thought every comment of hers was pretty ridiculous. Believing in fiscal responsibility doesn't make you a Republican. It makes you a Democrat (Compare: Clinton V W. Bush). Believing in spanking your child doesn't make your a Republican. Believing that Muslims are our enemies just makes you an idiot. And it's nice that she believes that "A baby is not just a fetus, but a living being no matter where it resides," but what should us Jews do? I don't believe a baby is a baby at conception. Should all Jewish Republicans be thrown out of the party?

(Sorry, was logged in as Charlotte's account. This is Mordy.)